THERE WAS NO REASON TO TERMINATE THESE “TRUMPONICLES” JUST BECAUSE OF AN ELECTION DISPUTE,
FOR THE LAST 24 DAYS WE HAVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT HOW THE FAKE NEWS HAS BEEN GIVING THE TRUMP V. HUNTER BIDEN ELECTION OF 2020 TO THE WRONG WINNER. THEY HAVE ROBBED OUR CONQUERING HERO OF THE WAR AGAINST THE VIRUS (AKA THE TRUMP FLU), ENGINEER OF THE GREATEST ECONOMY THE WORLD HAS KNOWN SINCE THE HERBERT HOOVER ADMINISTRATION, THE MAN WHO HAS DONE THE MOST FOR BLACKS SINCE LINCOLN, AND MOST RECENTLY, STEALING FOUR MORE YEARS FROM HIS LEGACY.
IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO MISS ALL THE THRILLS AND DRAMA IN THE FIGHT OVER WHO REALLY WON THE POST- ELECTION, LIKE NO OTHER LAME DUCK PERIOD IN HISTORY. WHAT PUNDIT WOULD SIT OUT PONTIFICATING ABOUT THE JOURNEY OF PRESIDENT “I WON, I WON, I WON” WHICH IS JUST AS LIKELY TO END IN THE BIG HOUSE AS THE WHITE HOUSE?
WILL YOU WELCOME, PLEASE, THE NEW, IMPROVED POST- 2020 ELECTION TRUMPONICLES.
Do the 74 plus million idiots—I’m sorry not all of you are idiots; some are morons, imbeciles, cretins and just plain dumb yahoos—really believe that ex-President Donald didn’t lose the election of 2020?
Do they really believe that some one who gets six million fewer votes than an opponent, according to the latest count by the fake news Associated Press, can still win?
Is this some kind of New Math, a middle-aged fogey knucklehead Nostradamus can’t comprehend? Like the alternative truths and untrue facts pioneered during the late unlamented first Trump administration?
Do they believe the 80 million plus eligible citizens who didn’t vote for President I Won I Won I Won were involved in a plot to steal the re-election for the worse or worst president since James Buchanan, a robbery validated every night by the Fox News brain trust, the Hannity-Tucker-and-Laura troika.
Are the words “transparency, accuracy, and fairness” used by Secretaries of State in several contested states to describe their basic principles of election protocols actually code words for the gigantic monstrous un-American plot to prevent President Four More Years a second shot at the job of Making America Great Again, barely begun since 2016?
Do they really believe there is something fishy that your Donald’s legal team, headed by America’s goniff lawyer-in-chief, Mister 9/11, Rudy Giuliani, Esq. has seen 36 or so of the legal suits thrown out with the lame excuse of lack of evidence?
Is going 0-36 with no evidence proof that the socialist judges, some of whom were Republican appointees, were out to get the president by following the traditional rule of law regarding evidence?
Do they really believe deep down in their souls, or soles or wherever their brains are, that their Donald got the fewest votes because the election was rigged by the voting machines? The radical leftist anarchist computers willfully took votes from the red candidate and gave them to its favorite son candidate, the old man who campaigned on a walker in his basement?
And speaking of the red candidate, are they really unconcerned that foreign powers, like Russia, have a track record of influencing American elections. Forget Hugo Chavez and his incompetent Bizarro Venezuelans conspiring with corrupt American officials to stuff the ballot boxes with phony mail-ins.
Are you OK that a so-called Republican is conducting the hottest diplomatic bromance since Benito loved Adolf? After four years, your un-President Donald is still in bed with the world’s leading anti-American, the ex-KGB-killer, Vladmir Vladimirovich Putin (aka Vlad the Poisoner). He has been teaching Donald democratic election principles such as opponents have the freedom to throw themselves off rooftops during elections.
Are you not worried Your Boy might accidentally blurt out some secret during their closed door meetings just to show how important he also is. Not that he knows that many, since the Intel briefing thing wasn’t his bag.
Were you not embarrassed seeing the leader of the most powerful nation on the planet lying on the floor like a three -year old brat having a temper tantrum? “No, it’s my White House, and you can’t have it back.”
For three weeks your Un-president undermine our security, locking the transition team out. In an emergency, the disputed winner would have needed to call 911.
I don’t get it. Why would those patriot nyet-sayers want a man like that leading us in a three front war against the pandemic virus, a failed economy and racial injustice?
For four years he performed his duties like a graduate of the Moe, Shemp and Curly junior high school of political science. What would he do with four more years of a “Three Stooges” comedy? Suddenly stop telling lies?
To be fair, not all of the 74 plus million believed the election was a scam, a hoax, a fraud, even a witch-hunt.
Only two thirds of them, a fake news survey reports
That is a comfort for this Panglossian pundit.
December 3, 2020
*As of 12/2/20 at 9:48 AM, it was 74,083,912 for the Trump majority… 80,952,796 for that loser, Biden.